February 2012
97 posts
Only in America
cespur:
chaystar:
you and me both darren
The person I reblogged this from is beautiful.
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Republicans: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Republicans: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Republicans: No.
Listen
Ovaries.
darth-em:
“I believe there are too many children who need loving parents to deny one group...”
– Barack Obama
(via gloomy-teen)
wvnderbar:
i miss the days in america when you could accuse someone of being a witch to seize their property
1690’s kid forever<3
basically all my sentences start with one of these
ok so
basically
omg
no but seriously
actually
ok
wow
ok wow (or wow ok)
wait
but wait
no wait
guys
oh wow
so like
Spelling counts...
ithinkimaunicorn:
Well… alright…
dchowdie:
OMG
Some Homosexual Double Standards:
7-thirteen:
Homosexuality is not a choice: but it’s definitely okay to convert straights to satisfy certain fetishes.
If they had sex with a girl, it doesn’t mean they’re straight: but the moment they have sex with a guy, they’re inevitably and irreversibly gay
Homosexuality is real: while bisexuality is simply the midway point of all closet cases.
All Homosexuals are beautiful: unless you’re...
pricklylegs:
lardypoison:
Don’t embarrass me in front of the internet
2010: You're only cool if you have silly bandz.
2011: Planking is boss.
2012: HEY! Let's all choke on cinnamonn.
I hope she gives you herpes.
shot-at-redemption:
And Crabs, and Chlamydia, and Genital warts, and Gonorrhea, and Hepatitis and whatever else is fucking lingering out there.
Daily Pagan News: Please help me out. :( →
pagannews:
I got a call from my hospital saying that if I don’t get the last $1500 paid by the end of March, that they’ll take it to a collector. I don’t know what to do, I thought I had this under control but I literally cannot find a job. And I am trying. And when I’m about to go for a loan so I can go…
Sometimes I feel bad for myself because I think...
letmelive:
marryingthesefive:
Hehe
adele: *sings with her natural voice*
everyone: h aha talentless fat bitch!!! ha
skrillex: left arrow key, down arrow key, shift + L, shift + K
everyone: Rejoice in the Lord always And again I say again I say Rejoice in the Lord always And again I say again I say Rejoice Come bless the Lord come Bless the Lord Draw near to worship Christ the Lord And bless His name His holy name Declaring He is good
Everyone was so busy talking about Whitney...
fromdarknessiamlight:
heymynameisdarcie:
… that nobody noticed that David Kelly (The dude that played Grandpa Joe in Tim Burton’s Charlie and the Chocolate Factory) died. :(
NO!! IS HE DEAD? MY CHILDHOOD HERO - IT’S BLOODY WHITNEY HOUSTON’S FAULT I DID NOT KOW THIS!!
:O
This makes me sad. Fuck Whitney Houston, poor grandpa Joe :(
the difference between "gamer girls" and girls who...
gamer girl: omgggg modern warfare 4 lyfeee
girls who play video games: GOD DAMN IT MARIO. IS IT THAT FUCKING HARD TO STAY ON RAINBOW ROAD FOR MAYBE TEN SECONDS. OH MY FUCKING GOD PEACH YOU FUCKING WHORE. YOU REALLY HAD TO USE THE THUNDER CLOUD AND FUCKING SHRINK ME. REALLY. THIRD. I'M IN THIRD PLACE OH MY GOD YES THANK JESUS LORD ABOVE IN THE HEAVENS. FUCK. NO. I FELL OFF. I SWEAR TO GOD MARIO I'M GOING TO MURDER YOUR ITALIAN PLUMBER MOTHER FUCKING ASS. i hate my life.
